November, 2005
kemben melorot …
Lagi hot2xnya berita soal kemben-melorot. Yang kata empunya cerita terjadi waktu acara live siaran komedi di salah satu stasiun tivi-nasional. Heboh karena si kemben-melorot menyebabkan yg empunya kemben 1/2-bugil, dan disaksikan oleh permirsa tivi dimanapun anda berada.
Ada yang seperti kebakaran jenggot gara2x si kemben melorot ini dan dengar2x si stasiun tivi-nasional udah dapat tegoran keras. Kayaknya di Amrik juga pernah ada kejadian yg mirip2x gitulah, kalo ga salah Janet Jakson vs Justin Timberlake di acara SuperBowl. Cuman di Amrik bukan kemben yang melorot tapi disebutnya “wardrobe malfunction”..
Entahlah, tapi menurut ku (yang sayangnya ga ngeliat acaranya … damn) ga ada yg perlu disalahkan, karena acaranya live, jadi sepertinya ga ada unsur kesengajaan untuk menyiarkan acara kemben melorot itu. Dengar2x juga si stasiun tivi-nasional sudah dengan sigap dan cepat menutup acara live tersebut dengan potongan2x iklan ketika menyadari bahwa si kemben telah melorot tak terkendali. Terkecuali si pemeran acara punya maksud2x dan unsur2x kesengajaan untuk mendapatkan momen sensasi dan kontroversi, siapa tau… cuman kemben dan Tuhan yang tau…
Indo itu memang rada aneh bin ajaib… ada kemben yang melorot aja bisa bikin orang heboh, padahal adegan2x yg ga kalah seru dan saru hampir bisa ditemukan dimana-mana, bisa diliat di tivi, vicidi, dividi ataupun yang namanya majalah atau koran2x yg dijual di lampu2x merah. Di acara seperti Buser, Tikam, Sergap, dsb, dst.. seks dan sadisme sepertinya sudah jadi menu utama (juga menu pembuka dan menu pencuci mulut). Mungkin heboh karena kemben-melorot terjadi secara spontan (..uhhuyy) dan melibatkan sekwilda (sekitar wilayah dada)… yang sensitif.
Kejahatan terjadi bukan hanya karena ada niat pelakunya, tapi juga karena ada kemben melorot… WASPADALAH… WASPADALAH. !!
Horse Teeth
Once upon a time, a question was sent to the Theological Collage, asking how many teeth were to be found in a horse’s mouth.
The Savants of the collage, which included the greatest religious minds of the time, searched through all of the holy books, the writings of the saints, the works of the great theologians of the past, but could not find the answer to this question.
While this great tumult of research was going on, a young monk, who’s job was to sweep the rooms, overheard the problem being discussed. He went humbly up to the great men and asked them, "My lords, why do you not look into a horse’s mouth and count the teeth?"
With a roar, the scholars drove the young monk from the room with blows and kicks.
Shortly after, they published their findings, that the answer to this question was a mystery and not to be known, as holy writ was silent on the matter.
Conscious and Unconscious Behavior
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Throughout history people have sought and invented "explanantions" for the behavior of human beings. Freud invented such a system with his id, ego, and superego concepts that proved so popular that we can scarcely conceive of our present society without these ideas. It is important to have insight into our natures so that we can become conscious. It is through conscious evolution that the shaman steps into to other realms. As you have seen from the sacred hoop of the processes and qualities of a human being, there is the possibility of being a complete, conscious person. This is analogous to Freud’s idea that a person could, through conscious work, develop the superego to such an extent that the ego and the id could be kept in check.
As it happens, not many people are conscious—they have stopped somewhere in the process at one of the points of the process. What is often developed instead are habits—unconscious behaviors or responses—and from this, a habitual nature is created. What this implies is that our choices are limited; our pool of responses available for any particular stimulus are smaller than is intended for a human being. The result is that people tend to be at the effect of their world rather than being the cause and creation of it.
The statement that many people are not conscious means something different than what most people believe is consciousness. Consciousness is a state of presence, in the moment, that does not have internal reflections towards the past or future; consciousness does have an awareness of both the internal and external environments: being conscious is also the quality of lacking unintentional internal dialogue. Internal dialogue is that constant voice you may hear that judges and expects, fantasizes, and is generally trivial in nature.
While people may often be aware of their habits, or habitual natures, they often are unable to do anything about it… First comes the experience that you are dissatisfied with your present way of being; second is the insight into the nature of that being; and finally, the work that will enable you to overcome the more mechanical self and allow your essence self to emerge. What is needed, therefore, is another useful way in which we can scrutinize ourselves, and make sense of our behavior.
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from: "Conscious and Unconscious Behavior on the Path of Transformation"
by Mushtaq Ali al Ansari
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On Monkey
Give a monkey a brain and he’ll swear he’s the center of the universe.
(Anonymous)
Intermezzo
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.
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P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack
normal seepage.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for!
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with the words.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Break Wind
this world ?" The saint replied, "To eat, drink, and break wind." This
answer annoyed the sultan, who dismissed the saint from his presence.
The saint cursed him, saying, "My Emperor, may you eat and drink but
nothing more." And so it happened. The sultan ate and drank but was
unable to excrete. Naturally his discomfort got worse by the day.
Despite the attentions of all the doctors, nothing relieved his
condition. Finally, he sent for the holy man and begged him for relief.
The saint said, "If you will give me your empire, I will let you break
wind once." What could the wretched sultan do but agree? His life was
ebbing away. The saint put his hands on the sultan’s stomach and
stroked it once. The monarch broke wind and heaved a sigh of relief.
"You see, my Emperor," said the saint, "I have bought your empire for
the price of a single fart."
delusion
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The thing that is so fascinating about delusional thinking is the way that it ignores all evidence that does not support the delusional complex while performing constant “searches” for evidence to support whatever wacky ideas that the person has glommed onto.
…He lived with an absolute certainty that he was correct in his assumptions because his internal confirmation told him so.
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On Hate
Hate is a drug. If you get people hating they WILL become addicted to the emotional states, and they will become externally focused on the OBJECT of their hate. When this happens they are very easy to control.
(Anonymous friend)
On Chakra
1st chakra interacts with all of the others. Dealing with core survival, any fear originating in a survival value will screw up your ability to smoothly evolve upward (this is why the "Fear Removal Process" is so incredible, btw). What kinds of fears …? here’s a short list…
1) abandonment. As children, we are incredibly vulnerable to the whims of our parents, who literally have the power of gods. Their approval means everything, and we are genetically programmed to love and imitate them. This transfers later in life to bosses, friends, and mates, often to our detriment.
2) Pains or shocks experienced early in life can "anchor" inappropriate stress levels to perfectly normal and harmless activities. The fear of public speaking is one such, or rejection, or the ability to deal with bullies. On the schoolyard, we get punched if we stand up for ourselves. In the workplace, bullies count on the fact that that childhood trauma still controls our behaviors.
3) Sexual intimacy is incredibly powerful. We are all vulnerable to rejection, physical control, etc. in the bedroom. Women often find themselves attracted to the "bad boys" who both excite and frustrate them. The source of that attraction can be a dominating parent, or a perception of threat that makes our subconscious say: "the world is dangerous…get a dangerous man!" Only by demanding that we "grow up" and develop the capacity to control our own space can we break those chains. Men are often endlessly attracted to rejecting women, as they attempt to heal the wounds of a rejecting, distant mother by playing out the intimacy scenario again and again, seeking to gain approval and acceptance denied in childhood. Survival fear is a powerful force here, as well…men are forever trying to re-create the moments of total acceptance they felt in mommy’s arms as a baby. The result can be devastating.
4) too fat or too thin? Our bodies hold stress, have their own memories and motivations. …Guilt is fear of worthlessness, of letting down role models, of transgressing in the social arena. the penalty for such transgressions is exclusion from the tribe. Often such people find other outcasts, and they cling to each other, "norming" the dysfunctional behavior. Trying to break free to health often demands that such people leave all known "tribes" behind: the greater social tribe that rejected them, and the current sub-set social group which, while dysfunctional in a few aspects, accepts and loves them. they must deal with the fear of being alone…and that’s a killer.
..The point is that a single thing, fear, anchored in survival needs, can impact every other level of health and performance in our lives. Our fears of inadequacy, abandonment, disfigurement, and death need to be addressed directly, not hidden or sublimated, because they will poison everything else, leading to inappropriate relationships, distorted body image, thwarted ambitions, inability to clarify goals, and much else.
… A few basic ones:
1) meditation. Gain clarity and run the "aquarium filter on the fishtank of your soul," so to speak.
2) Aerobic exercise. Terrific for improving the brain’s physiological capacity to metabolize fear hormones.
3) Yoga. Designed to break the bonds of servitude to the body needs, yoga has, built into it, some of the finest anti-fear technologies in the history of the human race, far too subtle to explain right now.
4) Prayer. Faith is arguably the most powerful tool of all. Find a way to connect to the divine.
Fear is a killer of every dream you have. Confront it directly…which may be painful, but is far preferable to allowing it to fester!
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(from darkush.blogspot.com)
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